Lyrics

There once was a bold Caballero
He went down to Rio Janeiro
To show off his el his el tel tel morel
His el tel tel morel tel morio.

He went into this low down casino
And exceedingly low down casino
And he pulled out his el his el tel tel morel
His el tel tel morel tel morio.

Then he met with a low down senora
An exceptionally low down Senora
And she played with his el his el tel tel morel
His el tel tel morel tel morio.

He got a bad dose of Skibito
An exceedingly bad dose of Skibito
And it swelled his el his el tel tel morel
His el tel tel morel tel morio.

He went to a low down medico
An exceedingly low down medico
He chopped off his el his el tel morel
His el tel tel morel tel morio.

All he's got is a tiny stumpito
An exceedingly tiny stumpito
The ladies all swear that it just works as well
His el tel tel morel
Hie el tel tel morel tel morio.